1. haggady:

    cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  2. "Some men are attracted to women, some men are attracted to men, some women are attracted to men, some women are attracted to women and some to a bit of both. It’s been going on since the dawn of humanity. It is going to continue till the end of humanity. So, for god’s sake, let’s move on, people."

    Andrew Scott during Q&As after the screening of PRIDE at TIFF 2014 (via fox-rain)

    (via hairspray-queen)

    feministlikeme:

    newperspective-xo:

    flightofthecoco:

    nerdloveandlolz:

    This is true. I saw a documentary about it. Men’s orgasm faces are allowed in teenage comedies rated PG13, but women’s orgasm faces can often push it into NC-17 territory, no joke.

    This is pretty much the equation:

    women receiving abuse = PG-13/R

    women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17

    Ugh. I did a speech on this shit, and watched the documentary about it. Pisses me the fuck off.

    So absolutely ridiculous. Yes, please, show us being raped, murdered, mutilated; but don’t you dare show us engaging in sexual gratification. Because that would be…obscene.

    (Source: tabloid-lover, via mia-redworth)

  3. Dan Shits Himself at Dairy Queen - Game Grumps Mega Man 6: Everything Hurts - PART 6


    sm980:

    Dan shits himself 17 times in a row at Dairy Queen.

    (via fyeahgamegrumps)

    meet-mebytherivers-edge:

    spcsnaptags:

    wolvensnothere:

    kurtiswiebe:

    This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

    Yup.

    So this.

    I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

    Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

    One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

    There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

    I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

    There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

    And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

    It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

    Yes yes yes THIS!!! When I heard about this crossover I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. Family guy is horrible and hasn’t made me laugh since maybe the second season, I feel extremely uncomfortable even watching it now. But the Simpsons, I grew up with that family, and as dysfunctional as they are the lessons I’ve learned about family and love from this show is staggering. Homer never puts Lisa down like they do meg, he’s an idiot lol, but he loves his family! He quit his dream job of working at the bowling ally to work a miserable job to support the family he loves, let’s not forget that now. peter is just plain immoral and terrible, there’s nothing redeeming about his character or that show. The Simpsons will always beat out family guy, there’s no competition.

    (Source: fyspringfield.com, via mistakepageant)

  4. i wish i was as mystical as prince

  5. thats-slightly-raven:

    People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

    (via megmog33)

  6. itsseamus:

    me: *comes out of room*

    parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

    me:

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  7. gooftroopin:

    evienator:

    octoberrainfall252:

    Not taking any chances

    I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

    oh man that’s a relief

  8. snerdbergler:

    send this image to every asshole in the game grumps fandom

    (Source: snerdboogler, via slurpoof)

  9. drtanner-sfw:

    rikakuuma:

    vulnerate:

    the-exercist:

    dreamofunconsciousness:

    the-exercist:

    my-way-to-get-skinny:

    Still hungry?

    Absolutely!

    The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I’m active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500.

    Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It’s a great value, especially if I don’t have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals!

    The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That’s exactly what I’d need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad.

    Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it’s still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult’s daily needs. 

    Don’t let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you’d probably be dead by now.

    1200 empty calories in a meal

    next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that’s it. you’ll have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal. 

    so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes

    Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes 35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company’s nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn’t a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible.

    Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.

    "So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop." I want that and variations of that on t shirts.

    damn, man. Someone just got completely schooled by a nutritionist.

    THIS A GOOD POST

    (via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

    blasphemymadefresh:

    Felipe Escobar Bravo
    cubone
    doduo
    diglett
    ghastly

    yoooooo thasss dope

    (Source: ghostofleo, via delistylehardcore)

    • october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
  10. thestorygirl:

    nightmaresandsexyghouls:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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    OCTOBER IS HERE

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    (via peachessssssss)